Mother bird. Hair ninja. Predator posing as a house pet. Seeker of love. She's got a taste you can't ignore. Turn me on and turn me loose. Totally tubular. You say tomato, I say fuck you. I am neither here nor there. Ramble on.
|Cop:||Have you been drinking?
|Me:||I been drankin'
Posted 4 hours ago
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this